The day my mother-in-law moved in “to help” was the day my carefully balanced life turned upside-down. At forty, I felt like a contestant on a chaotic survival show—but instead of navigating jungles and predators, I was juggling a demanding job, three rambunctious kids, and an endless list of chores.
“Mom, I’m getting a tattoo,” announced my teenage daughter, Sue, casually flipping her hair. Meanwhile, my twin boys tore through the house, scattering homework papers and loudly demanding new toys. My husband, Ross, buried himself in his latest unpaid internship, always promising that stability was just around the corner.
We argued constantly—about unwashed dishes, overdue bills, broken appliances. Romance had fled our marriage, leaving only frustration and exhaustion. So, when Ross tentatively suggested his mother, Linda, move in temporarily, I was desperate enough to agree, despite her notorious habit of criticism.
Linda arrived with her trademark subtlety, immediately assessing me with disapproval. “You look exhausted, Emily. Maybe some Vitamin C serum might help,” she suggested sweetly. I bit back my irritation and forced a smile.
The first evening felt deceptively calm; Linda even made dinner. But when I returned home from work the following day, I froze at the sound of unfamiliar laughter and chatter echoing from the living room. Stepping inside, I found Ross relaxed and smiling as a stunning redhead woman trimmed his hair. Two other young women hovered nearby—one folding laundry and another confidently helping my sons with math homework.
“What’s happening here?” I asked, barely masking my disbelief.
“Oh, didn’t Linda tell you? These are her former students,” Ross said, looking sheepish yet pleased. Linda entered the room, sipping tea with the satisfaction of someone who’d meticulously set a trap. “They needed somewhere temporary to stay. They’re just helping out around here.”
Temporary. There was that word again.
Feeling my face flush, I excused myself, retreating to the kitchen to cool down. Moments later, Linda sidled up beside me, her voice dripping with faux concern. “You’re not jealous, are you, dear? Think of it as a test for your marriage—Ross might prefer someone more energetic.”
Her smugness ignited something inside me. Fine, I thought, two can play this game.
The next morning, I took a personal day. Three handymen I’d arranged arrived promptly at nine: Noah, a muscular landscaper; Mike, a robust plumber; and Dean, a charismatic handyman. Linda’s expression shifted from smugness to confusion, then outright alarm.
Ross looked stunned. “What’s this about, Em?”
“Just a bit of extra help,” I answered breezily. “You looked overwhelmed, dear.”